Thursday, February 5, 2009

i just had to see how the chemicals taste

it's hard to write an entry every day when your life consists of:

wake up
eat
dress
drive
work
eat
drive
eat
undress
go to bed

you can be pretty certain that there are other events, like watching tv, playing with franklin, wasting hours online, and watching tv. but seriously. i have a very unbloggery lifestyle. i think my lifestyle is only suitable for blogging with those year end surveys, because i can answer things like "are you fatter than last year? richer? happier?" without having to explain that i change into pajama pants almost instantaneously upon returning home and i eat dinner on the couch. and see, that sentence is sooo not good for blogging.

they say 'write about what you know', but what i know is that schedule above. oh, although, today it was raining really hard, and as i was driving home, a branch fell from a tree and landed in front of my car. it was dark-ish and i can't really see well-ish and i totally thought a bird had just fallen from the sky and landed right in front of me. i thought it was an eagle or a phoenix or a falcon or something huge and wing-y and impressive. yeah, it was a branch, which i drove over.

and speaking of birds, yesterday i flipped the bird to a guy who pulled out of a hidden driveway and almost hit me. why did i flip the bird? because he was driving a lime green del sol. and was shirtless. seriously? people drive shirtless? at 6 pm on a wednesday night? leaving a film school parking lot? trust me, you would've given him the bird, too.

who i'm not giving the bird to? people who have donated to my fundraising!! another one today! so far, no days missed. gotta keep up this momentum so i can raise my goal to $3000.

another non-bird-getter: my dermatologist, for saying that i don't have to get stitches on my face and that i can wait for 3 months and see if the spot grows back (at which point, yes, it will have to be completely removed and stitched up), and for giving me free samples of amazing cleanser to help my poor norwegianed eczema and for offering me a free facial (is that an insult?).

also who doesn't get the bird is jet blue, for letting me go to new york in may for dirt cheap, and for franz ferdinand for having shows there, and for friends telling me about said shows!

but that naked bro in the del sol? definitely gets the bird.

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